If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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