I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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