Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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