I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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