i just google imaged poop.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your penis caused this!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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