Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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