Capitaan dildo arrescate!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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