Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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So many bounce houses so little time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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