I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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