He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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