Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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