i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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