it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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