Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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