you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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