i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My hand turned me down
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize