News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There are leaves in my underwear?
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