I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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