Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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