He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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