I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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