Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm passing your future prison.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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