How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I wish there were birth control emojis
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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