she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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