Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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