did you get engaged???
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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