Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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