super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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