Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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