I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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