I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
you never un-have a 4some
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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