wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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