sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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