This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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