I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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