i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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