Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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