so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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