I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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