problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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