He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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