Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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We don't watch enough power rangers
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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