how can u be prego again
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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