evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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