I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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