Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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