Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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