If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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