apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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