No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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